Dear Tim Burton, I still have a few childhood memories you have yet to molest.
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The only good thing about the Titanic sinking was that it allowed us to see Kate Winslet stark raving nude.
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Something you'll never hear Mike Holmes say: "Gee, these guys did a really good job."
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There are no stupid questions, but there are questions that should be painful to ask.
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Numbers stations? Just spies trading recipes. Delicious state secrets.
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Extra-long cords that are plugged between electric cars - at least a few should be close enough to a wall socket to power the whole fleet.
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It's like Netflix but for diapers. We mail you a supply of fresh clean ones and you mail back the 'dirties'. Magnificent.
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Swiffer booties for cats. Ingenious.
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Baby-sized foam fingers. Brilliant.
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How would you name a Ken Burns documentary about Tyler Perry?
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