What to call your next garage band
For three years in the late 90s, I worked at Kinko’s (now FedEx Office), first as a ‘Computer Services Consultant’ (or a similarly inflated title), and later as the manager of the Computer Services department. During the odd moments of free time, we made a game of creating funny band names. Here are some of the best.
- Steak Placebo
- Loaded Stick
- Deadly Freddie
- Hollow Point Gumbo
- Swizzle Stick Enema
- Harmful Secretions
- The Fermentation Brigade
- Stupider Than Advertised
- Chisel-Toothed Cannibals
- Punchmonkey
- 4-Toed Tree Sloth
- Big Bag Of Filth
- Straight-Razor Hickey
- Plethora Of Death
- Bone Saw Symphony
- Knuckle-Duster Combo
- Skinned Knee Holiday
- Groping Primates
- Agent Orange âla Mode
- Minnesota Fist Fight
- 9mm Frenzy
- Hateful Black Tie
- Ironclad Jockstrap
- Broken Tooth Ballet
- Geezer Sandwich
- Damnable Black Urn Of Ashes
- Super Bullet Gift
- Peace Love & Pelvises
- Icepick Headband
- The Other White Meat
- Minoan Sacrifice
- Lee Hammer-On Nails
- Street Pizza
- Low Flying Grease Spots
- Secretion McEvil
- Cream Of Hate
- Fold Along Crease
- Fried Monkey Nuggets
- Poison Gardenias
- Furious Apathy
- Cellulite Creampuff
- Drawn To Scale
- Your Miserable Life
- PCP Wombat Combat
- Rusty Harvest Sickle
- Social Insecurity
- Brain Fart
- Eczema Candy
- The Heartbreak Of Psoriasis
- Hannibal Lecter Overdrive
- Egg Dropped Soup
- Indignant Jesus On A Stick
- Revenge Of Skankmonkey
- Damage Overdose
- Elf Needs Food… Badly
- Fetus Catapult
- Maximum Overhives
- Painful Dose Of Reality
- Green Japanese Boys
- Hi-Keeba
- Poison Ivy Breathmint
- Hapkido In The Dark
- Prelude To War
- Plump When You Cook ‘Em
- Error Type 11
- Sumo Wrestlers In Love
- Liver Flavored Primates
- Enlarged To Show Stupidity
- Super Stupid
- Subsonic Projectile
- Grumpy Teeth
- Busted Lip
- Rumgunners
- Big Angry Stick
- Goofy Fish
- Slap Fight Symphony
- Dangling Ganglia
- Concrete Boots
- Glass Shard Sandwich
- Rug Monkeys
- Damn Spankies
- Railgun Ecstasy
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