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For three years in the late 90s, I worked at Kinko’s (now FedEx Office), first as a ‘Computer Services Consultant’ (or a similarly inflated title), and later as the manager of the Computer Services department. During the odd moments of free time, we made a game of creating funny band names. Here are some of the best.

  • Steak Placebo
  • Loaded Stick
  • Deadly Freddie
  • Hollow Point Gumbo
  • Swizzle Stick Enema
  • Harmful Secretions
  • The Fermentation Brigade
  • Stupider Than Advertised
  • Chisel-Toothed Cannibals
  • Punchmonkey
  • 4-Toed Tree Sloth
  • Big Bag Of Filth
  • Straight-Razor Hickey
  • Plethora Of Death
  • Bone Saw Symphony
  • Knuckle-Duster Combo
  • Skinned Knee Holiday
  • Groping Primates
  • Agent Orange âla Mode
  • Minnesota Fist Fight
  • 9mm Frenzy
  • Hateful Black Tie
  • Ironclad Jockstrap
  • Broken Tooth Ballet
  • Geezer Sandwich

  • Damnable Black Urn Of Ashes
  • Super Bullet Gift
  • Peace Love & Pelvises
  • Icepick Headband
  • The Other White Meat
  • Minoan Sacrifice
  • Lee Hammer-On Nails
  • Street Pizza
  • Low Flying Grease Spots
  • Secretion McEvil
  • Cream Of Hate
  • Fold Along Crease
  • Fried Monkey Nuggets
  • Poison Gardenias
  • Furious Apathy
  • Cellulite Creampuff
  • Drawn To Scale
  • Your Miserable Life
  • PCP Wombat Combat
  • Rusty Harvest Sickle
  • Social Insecurity
  • Brain Fart
  • Eczema Candy
  • The Heartbreak Of Psoriasis
  • Hannibal Lecter Overdrive
  • Egg Dropped Soup
  • Indignant Jesus On A Stick
  • Revenge Of Skankmonkey
  • Damage Overdose
  • Elf Needs Food… Badly
  • Fetus Catapult
  • Maximum Overhives
  • Painful Dose Of Reality
  • Green Japanese Boys
  • Hi-Keeba
  • Poison Ivy Breathmint
  • Hapkido In The Dark
  • Prelude To War
  • Plump When You Cook ‘Em
  • Error Type 11
  • Sumo Wrestlers In Love
  • Liver Flavored Primates
  • Enlarged To Show Stupidity
  • Super Stupid
  • Subsonic Projectile
  • Grumpy Teeth
  • Busted Lip
  • Rumgunners
  • Big Angry Stick
  • Goofy Fish
  • Slap Fight Symphony
  • Dangling Ganglia
  • Concrete Boots
  • Glass Shard Sandwich
  • Rug Monkeys
  • Damn Spankies
  • Railgun Ecstasy
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