Two days after naming its mascot "PorkChop," the Philadelphia Phillies' new Triple-A affiliate abruptly dropped the moniker after receiving complaints from Hispanics that it was offensive.
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Geez, let's hope these guys don't find out about Spic and Span.

Incredibly, so determined was she that the terrible "mistake" of pregnancy should never happen again, that she begged the doctor who performed the abortion to sterilise her at the same time.
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Now why stop with simply ending your genetic line? Why not go one step further and remove yourself from the oh-so-overwhelming burden on the planet? It's time to step up to the plate!

A first-grader was suspended Tuesday for drawing a stick figure shooting another in the head with a gun and allegedly threatening students.
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At this rate of PC hysteria, you have to wonder how long before a student is suspended for playing the (presumably un-PC) game of hangman. In that game you've got a triple-threat to the hyperventilating PC crowd - violence, nooses, and capital punishment. Keep an eye out for that story.

A question - if the student had written "George Bush" below the figure, do you think there would have been an uproar?